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♥ Серьезная , добрая , порядочная , честная , заботливая .
♥ кулинария , мода , садоводство
♥ медицина
♥ Female for long relationship
♥ Hetero, ♒ Aquarius

Лариса Матвиенко, 50

Ukraine, Avtonomna Respublika Krym, Simferopol’

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♥ Меня зовут Светлана. Я энергичная, очень симпатичная женщина . У меня длинные белые волосы . Я высокого роста с большой грудью. Мечтаю встретить мужчину, который был бы опорой в жизни, без материальных проблем. В мужчине я ценю чуткость, доброту, понимание .
♥ у меня есть хобби выращивать комнатные растения и декоративные растения , люблю путешествовать . Люблю море , отдыхать в жарких странах. Х
♥ Dantist
♥ Female for romance, for long relationship
♥ Hetero, ♍ Virgo

Света Дудко, 43

Ukraine, Dnipropetrovs’ka Oblast’, Dnipropetrovs’k

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♥ Tender, caring, well-educated, family oriented
♥ interpreter of English, a guide
♥ Female for romance, for long relationship
♥ Hetero, ♌ Leo

Tory777, 28

Ukraine, Avtonomna Respublika Krym, Simferopol’

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Blondes

	Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet?? A. She had to pull her own pants down

	Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home? It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

	How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

	Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

	What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.

	What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.

	"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

	Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." "Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one. "You dumbass -- that's ME!

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it". Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

	Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

	A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life. "They lie, they cheat and they're just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator" "So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend "I'll just fake an orgasm like always."