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The wife scolds:
"You are the rabble! Rascal! Bastard! I`m leaving you! Give me some money for a ticket, I`m going to my mum."
The husband gives money to her.
"Scoundrel! And for the back ticket?" |
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"My dear, this guy is an orphan, furthermore he is lame. Don`t marry him, please."
"And I don`t need a good-looking guy."
"I am not talking about that. Feel pity to him, he has enough problems in this life." |
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Looking at his mother trying her new fur coat the little boy says:
"Mum, do you realize that this fur coat is the result of awful sufferings of a poor animal?"
The mother has a look at her son and answers:
"How can you say that about your dad?!!" |
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When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," Jeeto sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the country?" Santa asked.
"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear Jeeto, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'" |
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A man comes home early in the morning. His wife asks him:
"Where have you been, bastard?"
He answers:
"I came into the bar with my friends. We took a drink, then we drank again... I came out and saw the earth began to rise and bashed up my face. So I had to stay for the whole night." |
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A mermaid walked out of the sea carrying an infant. She approached the people on the beach and said, "Can you please tell me how to find a diver by the name of Jerry?" |
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