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Female comedian is being harassed on stage by a man in the audience.
He yells, "What are you, a dyke?"
She responds with, "What are you, my alternative?" |
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's *not* funny! |
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Why are lesbians fatter than straight women?
Because they are always eating out! |
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A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygienic?" The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week." |
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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
19! One to change the lightbulb and 18 to make a documentary about it! |
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What's the difference between a lesbian finger fucking a blonde and a Harley Davidson at the side of the road?
One is a bike in the ditch.......! |
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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it. |
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