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Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why. |
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What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. |
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Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!" |
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Names to Use in Prank Calls
Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster Hyman Anita Moore (Roger's Mom) Dick Peede Mike Hunt
Mai Dixie Wrecked Jon Doe's brother Dil |
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes. |
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There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was exceedingly bent He put it in double To save himself trouble Instead of coming he wen |
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