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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." |
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A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced! |
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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. |
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Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. |
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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels." |
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Radha: "What is the main reason for divorce?"
Kishan: " Marriage". |
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