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A husband is looking for a saw and asks his wife:
-Have you seen our old saw?
Mother-in-law replies from the kitchen:
-Even if I am a saw, I am not old yet. |
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A man tries to throw a lady from the window. She opposed.
The crowd shouts:
-Stop it, man! The lady is alive.
-This is not a lady, this is my mother-in-law, replies the guy.
The crowd shouts:
Look, she even resists... |
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the words "mother in law" you get the words "woman hitler". |
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I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door the mice throw themselves in the traps. |
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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.
"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"
"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I, I couldn't spell 'convenience,' so I made it 'risk.'" |
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Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
A: An air bag. |
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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, ''Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.'' The husband replied, ''How about a chair?!?'' |
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