Transgenders

What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's wardrobe?
When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.

I'm not saying Ronaldo is thick but, after his recent escapade with transvestite prostitutes, when his team-mates asked him:
"Did you actually enjoy that blow-job? Didn't you have any idea that it was a man?"
He replied: "Well, come to think of it, it did taste a bit funny."

The following lament was seen on the back of a toilet door "My mother made me a transvestite"
Underneath some wit had added "If I give her the wool, will she make me one too?"

After being away on business, the transgender thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
Flipping his hair back out of his face, he asked the girl behind the cosmetics counter How about some perfume?
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00, spraying a sample on his wrist.
That's a bit much. - said the transgender.
The girl returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
That's still quite a bit, more than I’m willing to invest in this, the transgender complained.
Growing annoyed, the girl brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
What I mean, said the transgender, is I'd like to see something really cheap.
The girl handed him a mirror.

A transsexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The host asked the transsexual, "When you became a woman, what sort of pain did you experience during the operation?" The transsexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the silicone implants in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" the host asked. "You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and doubled the size of my mouth!"

Q: How do you make an upside-down tart?
A: Go for a drive in the country with Sally Watson.